I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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