she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I could fuck to npr.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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