I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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