butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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