Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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