Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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