Plan B is the new Plan A
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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