Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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