She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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