I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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