If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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