Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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