thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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