its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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