Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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