So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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