So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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