I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
