can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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