Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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