my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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