whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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