I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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