He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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