ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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