Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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