Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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