i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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