My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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