Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
And then he peed in my hair
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