i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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