So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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