I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
