so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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