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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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