Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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