This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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