Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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