I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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