Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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