Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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