Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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