Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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