i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
