If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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