Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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