Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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