We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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