Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
