I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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