You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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