so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
