I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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