Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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