I want to stick my p in your. b.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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