He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
My ass is underappreciated
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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